- Too much of a good thing is possible (i.e., fire on a charcoal grill)
- Tolerance for burnt food is directly proportional to the amount of your own poor cooking skill that lead to it
- Glasses produce a LOT of broken glass when they hit a hard surface
- You can bleed a surprising amount from an innocuous prick from a shard of glass to your knee
- Wives’ sympathy for poor cooking outcomes can be elicited by a series of small tragedies
