In my usual banter with one of my coworkers today, I said the following line, which seemed to make a lot more sense at the time than it did in hindsight:

Life is a lot easier when you consider it a figment of your imagination…

Later on in the day, in a discussion regarding the opening of a position for a PHP developer on the Moodle team, after inquiring about the danger of living in Australia, the very same coworker uttered the following memorable statement:

World’s deadliest anything lives in Australia…

I won’t mention where the conversation went to after this…